30 Big Ones
by Caden
Sept 4, 2024
1. Texans Two-Pack - Nico Collins and Tank Dell both finish as WR1s.
2. Rico Suave - Tucson’s Rico Dowdle finishes as top 24 RB.
3. Father Time - Stefon Diggs, Cooper Kupp, and Davante Adams all finish outside the top 24 WRs.
4. PNW Hot Start - The Rippers start the year 7-0, including an undefeated inter conference run.
5. Benson Boom - Trey Benson takes over the Cardinals backfield late and leads the Caps playoff run.
6. BSC Blues - BSC settles to trade CMC and embraces a true rebuild.
7. Smokie Sweep - The Riflemen take it to the Bombers and sweep the season series.
8. Fergalicious - The Rovers’ Jake Ferguson finishes as a top 3 TE.
9. Bijan’s Reign - Tucson’s Bijan Robinson captures MVP.
10. Money Malik - Portland’s Malik Nabers claims Rookie of the Year.
11. Broken Curse - The West wins both the Warrior Bowl and the Victor Bowl in blowout fashion.
12. Achane Train - Twin City’s De’Von Achane finishes as a top 3 RB.
13. China’s Delight - Colorado’s Rashee Rice finishes as a top 5 WR.
14. Charleston Reset - The Bombers ship out aging stars and revitalize their roster with youth.
15. Kelce Curse - Taylor Swift announces she’s pregnant and Travis Kelce finishes just outside the top 5 at TE. He then abruptly retires after the Chiefs three-peat.
16. Rookie TE - Ben Sinnott proves to be a valuable part of the Commanders passing game en route to a top 10 finish.
17. Battle at the Top - Portland and Twin City battle down the stretch with Portland nabbing the 1 seed.
18. Sweet Revenge - Twin City avenges the Rippers to make their first ever Victor Bowl appearance.
19. Cutthroat Cuts - Reno doesn’t see an avenue for 2024 and trades stars to acquire 5 total first round picks en route to losing five of their last six.
20. Cowboys Curse - Aside from Dowdle, the Cowboys struggle and Lamb finishes as a WR2 and Prescott finishes as a QB2.
21. Wilson for The Win - The Rovers’s Michael Wilson shocks the league to finish as a top 24 WR and takes our Sleeper Award.
22. Caps are Back - After nabbing the two seed, the Caps storm back to make their third Victor Bowl appearance in 4 years.
23. Eagle Surprise - Nashville’s Devonta Smith outpaces Virginia Beaches AJ Brown as both finish as top 16 WRs.
24. Uh Oh Aiyuk - Aiyuk’s hold out proves detrimental as he finds his way outside the top 20 WRs.
25. Bright Spot for the Champs - Javonte Williams takes home Comeback Player of the Year.
26. Burden Bonanza - Luther Burden III develops into the clear top pick for the 2025 rookie draft.
27. Points in Portland - The Rippers top the league in points to take home the scoring title.
28. Vidalicious - Colorado misses the playoffs, but Kimani Vidal entrenches himself as the Chargers RB1 as a consolation.
29. Allen Again - The Bronx’s Josh Allen makes an MVP push and finds his way to QB1.
30. Twin City on Top - The Boots cap their historic 2024 season with their illustrious first title.
Predictions
Coastal
1. DC: 6-7
2. The Bronx: 5-8
3. Charleston: 3-10
Plains
1. Virginia Beach: 8-5
2. Little Rock: 7-6
3. Nashville: 5-8
Mountain
1. Portland: 10-3
2. Colorado: 6-7
3. BSC: 3-10
Valley
1. Twin City: 9-4
2. Tucson: 8-5
3. Reno: 6-7
Wildcard
Little Rock > DC
Twin City > Tucson
Conference Finals
Little Rock > Virginia Beach
Twin City > Portland
Victor Bowl
Twin City > Little Rock